I had a dream this afternoon and there was this giant headstone. I chisseled it with my claws. I don't think I'd miss any of them. I kind of like Snoop, but she is constantly sniffing my backside. Zelda steals my food. In my dream Major Houlihan and Chipmonk escaped from their cages and into my jaws of death.
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Tortoise, like in slow (witted)
Thanks grandma!
How could you Bella? It's not funny.
This is a serious violation. I'm certain that this was written by a dog, but his anonymity prevents me from identifying the attacker. My claws are bared.
As for you, Snoop, it was a joke. I didn't mean to include you on this tombstone, but I thought it would look suspicious if you were left out. Duh!
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