My upcoming film!

I just read this book on women in film and figure that cats can do it too! I’m working on the screenplay, but basically the premise is that this family of cats is adopted from a shelter by the owner of this huge hotel in the middle of nowhere that only operates in the summer. During the winter the father cat, Mack, faces his demons while chasing mice that really aren’t there and scurrying after his kitten, Lanny, with his claws bared. His catwife, Mendy, is very thin and frail but supports Mack until she starts to recognize his growing madness and attempts to escape with her kittens. I really can’t give away any more of the details, but it’s cold out and there is a chase scene through the snow involving farm equipment.

This is my dog.

I roll with her.  She is one of my homies.  Her name is Snoop Dogg, but we have a secret gang at home, where Zelda and I call her "Shorty D." We call Zelda, "Z-Unit" and I am "Little Strawberry."  The hamsters are just idiots and have not been invited to join our gang.   Some of our gang activities include the following: following the female human to the bathroom; following the female human to the kitchen; following the female human to the bedroom; staring at the female human while she is IN the bathroom; and watching Shorty D bark at the female human until she feeds us or gets up off the couch so we can all sit there watching Animal Planet together.  Mom's old friend, Rachel, has a show called Ms. Adventure, but we've never met her so who knows?  She could be making it up.  This Rachel character is pretty funny.  One night I saw her on an infommercial for some excercise chair.  That was REALLY funny.

I had a dream!

I had a dream this afternoon and there was this giant headstone.  I chisseled it with my claws.  I don't think I'd miss any of them.  I  kind of like Snoop, but she is constantly sniffing my backside.  Zelda steals my food.  In my dream Major Houlihan and Chipmonk escaped from their cages and into my jaws of death.

Idiot #2

Today I woke up to our #2 idiot hamster trying to get the wooden remnants of a snack stick up a curved tube to her pantry. Stephanie, my female human, took a video of it. Stephanie couldn't even get her name right.  Her NAME is Major Houlihan, the OTHER one is Chipmonk, and YES that IS how my humans have spelled it.  What a complete waste of a memory card.  As far as I know there are no videos of me.  You can find a link to this video on your right under "Idiot Hamsters." Above is a photo of one of the idiots.