Monday, November 26, 2007
This is my dog.
I roll with her. She is one of my homies. Her name is Snoop Dogg, but we have a secret gang at home, where Zelda and I call her "Shorty D." We call Zelda, "Z-Unit" and I am "Little Strawberry." The hamsters are just idiots and have not been invited to join our gang. Some of our gang activities include the following: following the female human to the bathroom; following the female human to the kitchen; following the female human to the bedroom; staring at the female human while she is IN the bathroom; and watching Shorty D bark at the female human until she feeds us or gets up off the couch so we can all sit there watching Animal Planet together. Mom's old friend, Rachel, has a show called Ms. Adventure, but we've never met her so who knows? She could be making it up. This Rachel character is pretty funny. One night I saw her on an infommercial for some excercise chair. That was REALLY funny.
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I may be afraid of you.
xo
SB
They all are. Im really a very nice feline. Now, did you bring any meat with you, or did you just stop by to comment?
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